Druid daycare

Very tiny valley oak leaves and catkins

Very tiny valley oak leaves and catkins

Long ago, I knew a red-haired woman dying of cancer who seemed psychic.  I found it fun at the time to picture nuclear explosions in my head (any sort of negative emotional thoughts worked, but mushroom clouds worked best), and have her stop whatever she was doing to respond “stop doing that!”  When I asked her to tell me my future, she said I wouldn’t believe it.  I still don’t.  She said I’d write children’s books.  My current partner had a dream in which I was apparently the head of a “druid daycare”.  I don’t believe that will come true either.

I don’t particularly like children, as many seem to from the day they’re born, nor have I wanted any (certainly not more than one), except in the quiet of a lonely night sometimes, when one wonders about one’s mortality.  I’m happy to share a private smile or funny face with them, but I’m not going to ooh and ahh like people do with puppies.  They are simply too sticky and too stinky and too messy and too much work, as Maurice Sendak (RIP) said on NPR a while back, and like him, I carry with me a phantom daughter, who sometimes gets a name in dreams (right now she goes by Madia).  Being childless actually seems a common theme amongst children’s book writers, but while I don’t see myself writing any, I do like them, because they can make me cry.  Being a man means that crying isn’t easy, like it was as a child, or is for women, but it still feels good.

That said, I’ve got a children’s book for every month of the year, which I’d like to give away in honor of Mr. Sendak.  I have no idea what ages they’re appropriate for, but let me know if you want them for your child.  The titles include:

  • The Lorax
  • The Great Kapok Tree:  A Tale of the Amazon Rainforest
  • The Magic Grove (Romanian tale in English)
  • The Tree in the Wood
  • The Giving Tree
  • The Magic Tree:  A Tale from the Congo
  • When Dad Cuts Down the Chestnut Tree
  • The Bee Tree
  • The Blue Spruce
  • The Clearing in the Forest
  • The Sacred Redwood Forest
  • The Oak Inside the Acorn
  • and some activity cards focusing on nature awareness, and a turned wood acorn top

And if they’ve gone to somebody else already, just go to your local library, which is what you should be doing anyway, to reduce the amount of energy and trees used up in this manner.  Just sayin’.

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The Amazon Kindle as a Survival Device

One of the many centipedes that hide in the detritus of the valley oak

One of the many centipedes that hide in the detritus of the nemeton

One thing about living in the grove is that there isn’t any electricity.  Saying it’s “off-grid” doesn’t even begin to address the situation for the first six months we were there, as those were days prior to sufficient solar power or generator, when we charged laptops off a deep cycle battery and inverter in my truck, and either had to buy water and bring it in, or put a ghetto “bucket” contraption made of PVC pipe and toilet seal down into the well and pull it up foot by foot.  The toilet still doesn’t officially exist, because California has a law against toilets that don’t flush, and we got a composting toilet that doesn’t use water.  The house was a Springbar canvas tent. It was wonderful.

Before going out there, I got rid of a large amount of crap accumulated in my prior eight years of materialism, though I never got close to the guiding principle of my 20s, where I practiced the art of not owning more than I could carry…on my body…in one trip.  I still have more than I strictly need, but it is still important to me to have everything that is too important to abandon in a crisis situation be totable.  For that reason, I’m totally enamored of my Kindle Touch.  Combined with a PowerFilm AA/USB solar charger (the only solar charger small enough to carry which actually works like you’d expect it to work), it is the best of all worlds.  Free 3G wireless connection for life, with primitive web surfing abilities, it can be a communication device.  Protected by its case, which also has a surprisingly bright light for reading in the dark, it’s a light source.  The official battery capacity is two months of reading 30 minutes a day, because once the image is on the screen, it doesn’t take any energy to keep it there for as long as you need it, and a full charge can take place in about four hours.  Try that with a power sucking and much more fragile LCD laptop.  It holds books on druidry, bees and oak trees, survival skills, primitive living, and a variety of texts that would allow anyone with sufficient intelligence to recreate society in the case of a total collapse, and since it can hold pictures and pdf files, it also has a complete collection of all my important documents, accounts, family photos, etc.

I love me some books, and I’ve been a huge fan of fine bindings, antiquarian offerings, and comprehensive books of all kinds, so there is something lost going over to an electronic device, but I find I end up reading more than I would otherwise on the Kindle.  First of all, because I don’t have to be concerned about getting a book dirty or breaking the spine, so I’m more likely to take it off the shelf.  If a book begins to bore me, I can switch over to something else immediately, rather than give up reading for the time.  If I run out of things to read, I can get a new one in my hands in seconds from the Amazon offerings, hundreds of which are free.  If I find errors (and I’m always finding errors in books), I can let Amazon know, and they’ll give me a credit for more ebooks on the one hand, and a replacement version when it gets corrected on the other.  :)   Furthermore, no trees get dead just because I have a hankering to learn about glassblowing or silver smelting or whatever else.  A very cute and rather funny offering goes into that here (read the section about the author if nothing else, and if you buy it by June or something, part of the proceeds go to a tree charity).  Unlike an offering, say, from Apple, every bit of the packaging is also recyclable.

On the downside, it’s black and white, so photographs and diagrams end up a bit washed out, and it doesn’t work as well as a color field guide on paper, for instance, but for most reading, it kills.  Particularly as I don’t like reading off a computer screen (inevitably leads to sore eyes for me), the “e-ink” of a Kindle is surprisingly easy on the eyes, and really does seem like reading off a printed page.  If you must read from your computer, know that your entire Amazon library is also stored in the cloud, for online or offline use, and unlike the catastrophe of having a laptop full of music and video stolen or breaking your iPod, Amazon allows for free lifetime downloads of whatever you buy.

Now, the first one I got had problems.  As soon as I put a bunch of pdf’s on the thing, it started freezing up and being unusable, but as has always been the case with Amazon, they sent out a new one, along with a label to return the old one, and I’ve been carrying it ever since.  That’s another thing – you can be reading whatever you like, no matter how trashy or vacuous, and nobody will know it isn’t Kant.  More storage would be nifty, because then I could put my music on it as well (it supports the playing of mp3s through either a speaker or headphones), but it really isn’t intended for such a thing, and doesn’t do a great job.  The text-to-speech part is great though, for turning your books into audio books for the car, if you can get over the computer voice, which honestly happens pretty quickly.

For Earth Day this year, I’m drastically cutting back on eating meat I don’t personally kill to one meal a week, because it’s one of the most environmentally responsible things a person can actually choose to do, with wide-ranging and profound impacts.  Switching over to an e-reader, particularly for heavy readers, may be a good option for you, and is certainly worth looking into.  Donate your paper versions to the local library, and increase the percentage of information publicly available that you agree with, at the same time you help kill the paper industry.  Oh yeah, and did I mention the books are cheaper this way too?  Pay less, get more, reduce negative impacts on the world, increase good impacts on people…all good.

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Acorn Recipes

Valley oak catkins & flower

At this point of the year, the catkins have done their job, and since last year wasn't a big year for acorns in the grove, this year will be. :)

With my sacred grove in Oregon House, California, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains, near where the last “wild” Native Americans lived unmolested until they were exterminated, and balanocultures abounded, it often seems like this land, not so far from where the first oak trees were rooted some 65 million years ago, and where mistletoe still grows, is the true land of the druids, far more than those legendary but long since relinquished lands of Britain.  In Oak:  The Frame of Civilization, the author traces the expanse of civilization largely to the presence of the oak tree, and indeed, everywhere we have been together, the oak has provided for us.  As Hesiod wrote 3000 years ago,

Neither famine nor inward disaster comes the way
of those people
who are straight and just; they do their work
as if work were a holiday;
the earth gives them great livelihood,
on their mountains the oaks
bear acorns for them in their crowns
and bees in their middles.

The oaks are going the way of the bees, however, as they are cut down for firewood and replaced with more profitable pines (because they are faster growing), and those woodlands that remain are used for pasture, with any new seedling eaten up or mowed down.  While an edible forest garden can readily feed a family a complete diet in a limited amount of space, with 50% of the trees being oaks, instead we have millions of acres of genetically identical corn plants, which are fed to thousands of acres of cows in feedlots, and pass down the neonicotinoid poisons that Bayer advertises as protecting crops in any weather because they stay inside even the high fructose corn syrup produced (and subsequently in pretty much everything we eat or drink), to unborn children and all the rest of us.  Even if we were to stop the extermination of the honey bee by banning these particular poisons, I’m quite sure that at 266 South Monroe Avenue, in Fresno, California, the modern Mengeles are working on a replacement that will do the same thing under another name.  Unlike the fight to save the honey bee, which most people can at least recognize the utility of, the oak tree is often viewed as nothing but a nice tree that provides shade.  Here are some ways to bring the oak’s true benefits into your life – by eating it.

In Indian Acorn Bread by Tommy Moller (apparently not available through an online supplier, but his address on the booklet is 704 Blossom Lane, Lincoln CA 95648) there are recipes for using traditional Native American methods to collect acorns and produce:

  • Acorn Bread
  • Mush Soup (sort of a dumpling soup, made in a basket, with hot rocks)

In Acorns and Eat ‘Em (available for free download here), by Suellen Ocean, yet another lover of the oak living near the grove in Grass Valley, there is a field guide to many varieties of oaks and their acorns, as well as many vegetarian recipes that include acorns:

  • Acorn Pancakes
  • Acorn & Egg Breakfast
  • Acorn Tofu Breakfast
  • Bread
  • Acorn Soda Biscuits
  • Acorn Yeast Bread
  • Acorn Tortillas
  • Acorn Enchiladas
  • Acorns & Pasta
  • Acorn Salad Sandwich
  • Acorn Veggie Loaf
  • Acorns & Rice
  • Sauteed Mushrooms & Acorns
  • Acorn Spinach Burgers
  • Corn-a-Corn Mush
  • Acorn, Carrot & Dock Soup
  • Acorns with Black Bean Broth & Pasta
  • Kidney Bean Acorn Salad
  • Acorn Veggie Soup
  • Acorn Crunchies
  • Split Pea Acorn Dinner
  • Acorn Casserole
  • Beets & Acorns
  • Acorn Lasagna
  • Acorn Cheese Pies
  • Acorn Dip (2 versions)
  • Baked and Browned Eggplant Acorn Dip
  • Acorn Spaghetti Sauce
  • Acorn Chocolate Chip Raisin Walnut Cookies
  • Peanut and Acorn Yogurt Dessert
  • Acorn Cheesecake (2 versions)
  • Pineapple Acorn Smoothie
  • Peanut Butter Acorn Cookies

In Seaweed, Salmon & Manzanita Cider:  A California Indian Feast, there are several recipes that include acorns (including the Venison Acorn Casserole below), and in Nature’s Garden: A Guide to Identifying, Harvesting, and Preparing Edible Wild Plants, there is an extensive and well-photographed section on preparing acorns, as well as information you won’t find in other sources, like how to tell if the acorn you’re picking up is still “good”, hot and cold leaching as well as using lye, lime and clay.  Recipes aren’t really explicit like they would be in a cookbook, but he does talk about how to use acorn products in chili, akiva (a thin soup), nuppa (porridge), uhlley (biscuits), flatbread or acorn crust (useful for pizza and pies), dotorimuk (a Korean jelly-like food), and acorn milk, in a way that should be sufficient for any cook with the willingness to try something new.  Perhaps you’d like Puffy Acorn Pretzels, Acorn Stew, or Acorn Hummus instead?

Here is one full recipe for the cooks out there, a Venison Acorn Casserole, credited to Josephine Peters, that is available for public distribution:

Start with 4 cups venison, cubed into small pieces and rolled in flour.  Put 2 tablespoons of lard or oil (or vegetable shortening) in a skillet.  Add venison and brown.  When browned, add 1.5 cups water.  Add 2 tablespoons chopped onion and season to taste with salt and pepper.  Simmer until venison is tender.

Add 2 cups acorn soup or mush and 1 cup mushrooms chopped into small pieces.  Simmer another 15 minutes.  Pour mixture into 12×8 inch baking dish.

Mix 1.5 cups flour, 0.5 cup corn meal, a pinch of salt, 1 teaspoon baking powder, 1 tablespoon melted lard (or vegetable shortening), and 0.75 cup water into a dough.  On a floured board pat dough out flat, about 0.5 inch thick, to fit on top of the venison mixture.  Place atop meat mixture and bake at 350 degrees F until bread top is cooked through.

Of course, you probably can’t get acorns at the local grocery store (unless you have a Korean grocery nearby), so you’ll have to collect and process them yourself, but it isn’t hard.  Just remember that oaks don’t produce the same amount each year, so if the oak at the park doesn’t have much this year, go to another, and come back to the park oak next year for a bounty.  Nature’s Harvest, linked above, has some of the best instructions out there, but they’re available online from many sources (that link also has recipes for Apache Acorn Cakes, and Modern Pemmican, while this one has recipes for Griddlecakes, Tortillas, Acornmeal, Glazed Acorn Treats and Acorn Cookies, among others), including from people who know food much better than I do, like Hank Shaw (yet another “local”), who also gives recipes for Acorn Flour Cake, Grouse Soup, Acorn Flatbread, and Acorn Pasta.

Perhaps you can take an acorn dish to your next potluck, or family dinner, and let people know what they’re eating.  It might make them look at an oak tree a little differently.  And since you’ll have so many acorns, plant a few.  They’ll help the people and critters who live there a century from now…and two centuries…and three centuries…and four centuries….

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International Pagan Coming Out Day

Camouflage is for frogs

Camouflage is for the frogs

Um…yeah…I’m a druid.  How empowering.

International Pagan Coming Out Day is supposed to be an act of pride, completely akin to coming out for people in the LGBTQIA… community, presumably intended to lead one into the 20 year old Pagan Pride fold, and to put it bluntly, I think it’s stupid.

I’m a fairly private person, all things considered, and I don’t tend to share what isn’t need to know.  I don’t actually know if my father, with whom I have a good relationship, knows my religion, because it simply isn’t relevant.  We talk about issues and actions, not theology and beliefs.  I doubt anyone in my company knows I’m a druid, because again, it simply isn’t relevant.  Religion should tell you whether you belong in your job:  It is not your job’s place to tell you if you should belong in a religion, and a workplace is a place to work, not chat about your last encounter with Llew.  It isn’t that I hide it, however, and IPCOD is for those who have been hiding under the covers because they’re scared of the dark (which is also under the covers with them).

First of all there’s the whole issue of calling myself pagan, which I don’t.  Then there is the assumption that anyone who is not of the mainstream religions (but…really…we mean the Christians…and everybody knows it) should necessarily band together, despite all other differences, because…uh…we’re not them, an act that is more unifying to a Christian audience than it is to “us”.  I disagree vehemently with many who call themselves druids, and if you believe in your way, so will you (maybe even with me).  It is exactly the kind of dualistic thinking that is necessary to a Christian, who believes that anything not Christian is ultimately from the devil, and who therefore must label everything in the world in exactly two groups, their terms for these being “Christian” and “Pagan”.  So to accept even the term “pagan,” or the assumption that we should all just get along, irregardless of differing theologies, is to validate the Christian system that first labeled us all pagans.  It’s adolescent rebellion, and like the literal ones, it is full of ignorance and naivete that anyone who goes through it realizes after the fact.

Beyond the implications, there are also the impacts of “coming out”.  The organization’s website gives a few reasons for and against the practice, most of which, on both sides, strike me as distinctly wussy:

Benefits of Coming Out
• Eliminating the worry of what will happen if your ‘secret’ is discovered.
• Ability to live your life honestly.
• Developing closer, more genuine relationships with friends and family.
• Being part of a community with others with whom you have something in common.
• Helping to dispel myths and stereotypes by speaking about your own experience and educating others.
• Being a role model for others.

Risks of Coming Out
• Not everyone will be understanding or accepting.
• Some relationships may be permanently changed.
• In extreme cases, coming out may cause economic hardship or could have a negative impact on child custody cases.

Having people in your life who are not understanding or accepting is not a risk, except in the vein that gravity is a risk.  It is a reality, and one I wouldn’t have to tell a person who happens to be black in America.  There are many who can’t hide the things about themselves that piss people off, or cause them to be discriminated against, and if you’re going to sit around, passing, in a place where others are getting messed with, then you are part of the problem.  Grow a pair, recognize that not everybody will agree with on ANY issue, or like you, and move on.  Relationships will only change if you’ve been a liar to that point, and if it’s going to be an end to some of them, then good.  Like your mother said, if they don’t like you for who you are, then they’re not really your friends, and that goes for your momma too.  True, it could potentially affect your pocketbook or your court case, but that’s how it works.  Everything has a cost – it is up to you to decide whether that cost is a willing sacrifice or an extorted tribute – you pay either way.  Those with an agenda will use anything they can against you in all cases, but to keep your actions and beliefs hidden because of that fear is to allow yourself to be less human than you have a right to be.  Frankly, I question the humanity of those who are willing and able to do such a thing.  Furthermore, if it is really your religion, you shouldn’t be able to hide it. 

I live my life honestly.  I have never had a problem telling people what I think or owning up to my actions, and that has included far more inflammatory things than “I like trees”.  I don’t understand how anyone could even have a true religion in the closet, outside of some repressive theocracy where it will get you burned alive or something, and despite all the “burning times” rhetoric, this isn’t one of those places and times.  For a druid, the burning times were those days when the pagan Romans burned Anglesey in 61 C.E.  It isn’t as if they were the first ones to chop down a sacred grove – others did it long before as well, but they all did it for one reason:  The groves were a symbol of solidarity and a source of strength to the people getting conquered.  Remember, they did exactly the same thing to the Jewish temple nine years later, again, to stop a rebellion.  There are still people today who believe in the cutting down of sacred groves, just as there are still people today who will harass someone for no other reason than they wear a cross, or a turban, or have a god with 60 arms, or have none at all, or are black, or are white.  So?  Do you really think that saying “I’m a proud druid” is going to cause those who would slander druidry to listen to “your own experience”?  If you’re worried about your grove, arm yourself.  To paraphrase the patriotic t-shirt, These trees don’t run.

And am I to believe that my relationships are going to suddenly be better because I’m out there?  Have these people not heard of the constant petty bickering in the “community”? As for being a role model, if that is an argument that works on you, then you have more and different problems than are begin addressed here.  People don’t need to believe what I believe or act how I act, and that goes for you and everybody else too, from Charles Barkley to the Dalai Lama.  They need to believe what they believe (consistent with reality), and act how they act (consistent with those beliefs).

By all means, if you’ve been afraid to have people know who you are and what you believe, then you should damned well speak up.  If you live in a place where that will get you discriminated against, then you should damned well keep good records for your attorney, and be prepared to fight.  But don’t do it just because some sheeple over at some random .org say “be proud and join us!” – do it because it’s the right thing to do, and because to not do it is to be less than fully human.  On May 2, come out as what you damned well are.  You could even think about doing that today.

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Yomen Festival

Dole of doves at the top of a valley oak in the morning

Dole of doves at the top of the nemeton in the morning

It was a crazy busy weekend, with more hive building, weeding, mulching, planting a poison garden, mowing (with a push mower, no less), trapping skunks, gassing gophers, picking up trash from the roadside, and last but not least, the spring Yomen festival of the Maidu tribe in Roseville.

Stone acorns (about 30" long) outside the Maidu Museum and Historic Site in Roseville, California

Stone acorns (about 30" long) outside the Maidu Museum

We had to drive over an hour to get there, but before the days of indian hunters in California, the grove sat squarely between the Northwest, Northeast and Southern (Konkow, Yamonee and Nisenan, respectively) branches of the Maidu tribal territory.  The people are still to some extent a balanoculture, built on a hunter-gatherer economy where the men killed stuff, the women collected roots and such (earning the derisive name of “Diggers” to the tools of the gold rush), and everybody got together in summer camps each year to collect acorns in some of the finest basketwork made in North America.  A considerable portion of the Maidu Museum and Historic Site, where the festival was held, was devoted to the acorn-based foods and implements of these aboriginals, while children had a chance to try their hand at acorn grinding, and nature hikes took place to point out the blue, live and valley oaks that formed such a pivotal part of the diet, along with other food and medicinal sources that are found there, and of course, in the grove itself.  There were also people showing off bats, raptors, singing and dancing, and other more or less interesting things, but hey, I’m a druid, so…

Maidu toy for children, an acorn top - those made by the nearby Miwok (another balanoculture) had longer handle stems

Maidu toy for children, an acorn top - those made by the nearby Miwok (another balanoculture) had longer handle stems

The people used green oak galls, and oak leaves steeped in rain water for eye infections.  Acorns were used for Nupa (a soup), a black-colored acorn bread made with or without mapo (a sort of baking powder in the form of soil), and the typical acorn mush that is flavored by whatever else you put into it, blessed by a spiritual leader who puts his hand into the mush and recites a prayer before it is eaten.  This same staple was mixed with just about everything possible, and made into dumplings or eaten as a porridge.  Cooking, done only by women, had to be done in a good mood, as any hostility could make people who ate the food sick, but long before it got to the cook, was a lengthy period of processing the acorns.

Maidu mortar stone

Maidu mortar, with several stations for women to work at, currently filled with water instead of acorns

First, they would be collected, and placed in granaries for storage, on three or four posts in the ground, and protected from rain, but otherwise entirely functional, and made without art of willow (closer together at the top than the bottom to allow air circulation).  Once dried and seasoned (in 6-12 months), they were taken to locations where the granite bedrock common at the surface in the Sierra foothills were used to process them.  These sites are all over the area around the grove, so it is likely that my young nemeton would have supplied some of these foodstuffs long ago.  Often, the mortar stones have many holes (up to twenty), and acorn grinding was a community affair for women, who would sing as they did the work.  One stone would be used to crack them open, typically a round, fist-sized one, and after being winnowed to remove the paper-like liner and cleaned by hand, another stone pestle would then be used to grind them into flour.  This flour then gets sifted in another type of basketry, and finally leached, to remove tannins.

The hole, shaped like a large bowl, had sand, small pebbles and pine needles placed on the bottom to afford good drainage.  This earth bowl would be filled to within inches of the top with flour and covered with fir or cedar boughs (to keep the dirt or flour from washing up).  Water would be poured over this until the dough was no longer bitter.  This process would take hours.  Warm or hot water would speed up the process.  When the dough was sweet, the cedar or fir boughs would be removed, and it would be scored with a stick or sharp stone. - Indian Acorn Bread, by Tommie Moller

After that, it was up to the cook to mix just the right proportions of flour from each of the types of oak acorns to get her own family secret recipe, and finally, to make the stuff.

Maidu acorn bread

Maidu acorn bread - long-lasting, nutritious, filling, and black (or dark brown)

Yes!
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Girls come on! Girls come on!
Youths come on! Children come on!
At eating assembled. At eating assembled.
At this eating. At this eating assembled.
At this eating. At this pinole assembled.
At this acorn-soup assembled. At this acorn bread assembled.
You say “yes” to one another! Say “yes” to one another!
Say “yes” to one another! That is how you will do it!
You will call one another “nephew” or “niece”.
At eating that. At healthy eating assemble.
At eating that assemble. At eating this assemble.
At this pleasant eating assemble.
At this say “yes” to one another’s eating!
Say “yes” to one another’s eating!
Rejoice at one another. Rejoice, “maternal uncle.”
Rejoice, “father.” Rejoice, “younger brother.”
Rejoice! At him who causes you to eat.
At him who gives to you. At him who gives food.
Who gives this pinole. Who gives this acorn-bread.
At that be glad. At that be glad.
So rejoice! Rejoice for you. My nephews and nieces, eat!
In this way eat! In this way eat! In this way eat!
You children, You girls, you youths. You children. So eat!
So satisfied. Satisfied, rejoice! Satisfied, say “yes!” Heed his word.
His word, his teaching. He who teaches you.
So eat! So eat! So eat! So eat!

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Oak Totems and what “druid” really means

The Nemeton of Phoenix Grove, a valley oak tree

A sacred valley oak tree, the Nemeton of Phoenix Grove

Every third month or so, I go inward.  I don’t post much, I don’t get involved or read human ‘tweets’, and I don’t accomplish much above ground.  I’m apparently in that phase now.  I’ve also had way too much work to accomplish in the grove and the mundane world to spend much time on this sort of thing.

There have been a rash of blog entries lately about the spirits and/or intelligence of plants, however, which has been nice to see.  At No Unsacred Place and her own blog, Lupa went into plants as totems (specifically the fir tree), and links to another post on the pine tree as a totem.  I’ve seen discussions on the oak tree as a symbolic totem as well, which reminded me strongly of the short but excellent treatment given to not just the power of symbols, but the need to believe in what they stand for in The Sacred Tree:  Reflections on Native American Spirituality.

My question is why do every one of these recent posts have to mention that we generally pay no attention to the plants – specifically the oak tree that is the druidic totem par excellence?  Why is it that “druids” spend more time with some dead Irish deity, who has gone below ground to get away from errant humanity, than with the oaks that have been our companions since the beginnings of real human civilization, and still are, despite every effort to kill them off?  Why is it that when you search for the spirit of the oak online, you get the same twenty pages of results, all parroting the bullshit ogam or tree calendar nonsense?  Why is it that the wiccans, following their rede, view the oak as useful only when they’re burning it or using its remnants (better than 84% of the time, in an analysis of the references at spellsofmagic.com)?  The oak isn’t just a symbol.  It is the original staff of life, and acorns are useful for more things than painting them gold as gambling charms.  For instance, you can eat them.  This is the problem of viewing everything as equal, and real objects as just symbols.  Pretty soon, people have lost all conception of why the oak became a symbol of x, y and z, and start viewing the tree as nothing more than an entry in a book, where it is followed by a random assortment of what it “means”.  Note, that particular book by Hopman is better than the one by Cunningham, but not by much.

People of the pagan camp often recoil at my use of the term fundamentalist in this blog.  I’ve even heard in emails how they will not link to it for this very reason, but here’s my thing:  The oak tree is the totem of every true druid.  Period.  That is the fundamental fact of who we are, and I don’t have any problem saying it loud and proud.  In Oak:  The Frame of Civilization, Mr. Logan goes through page after page of last names derived from it, of peoples who explicitly relied on it, on a common sense progression of civilization itself, from the branches of the oak based balanocultures, “among the most stable and affluent cultures the human world has ever known,” following the last ice age to the degenerate and unhealthy corn cultures of today.  When he speaks of the oak tree, it isn’t just a symbol on a shield, although those are also mentioned, it is an arborist speaking about how profoundly the actual, physical oak tree has shaped mankind:

The Holocene is the age of oaks and humans.  Never before had there been such a thing as memory or culture, or such a thing as a hearth, or such a thing as stock-raising or house-building or shipbuilding.  Hominids had been around for at least two million years, but they became human beings as they began to learn to use oak.

Note, he does not say, as they began to appreciate the oak because they’re “nice”, or put pictures of it on dead and macerated sheets of itself, with ink made from its galls (I exaggerate – gall ink is much better for animal skin “paper” than for paper from trees, but you get the idea). Like I said in my very first post here, if you don’t have a physical oak tree you can go to and learn from, you will never be a druid.  To take Mr. Logan’s point, you may not even be human.

Recently, I was involved in a teleconference for planning officials who manage oak woodland habitat, and while some presenters clearly were lobbying for their own special interests (mainly cattle ranching), a few very good questions were asked, which bear repeating.  We all hear how valuable trees are, in the efforts to protect them from being cut down, and in efforts to have them planted.  I’ve referred to many of those benefits myself, such as how having trees in your yard makes your home worth more money.  The question that was raised, however, was whether or not what is perceived by the public as being viable oak woodland is actually sustainable (i.e. whether those oak woodlands with holes cut out for houses here and there are actually still living stands, or whether they are, at that point, so restricted that they are just waiting to die off).  The consensus was that no, they are just waiting to die.  They cannot generally seed themselves, shoots and sprouts are typically mowed down, the inclination is always towards cutting off this branch or that to make way for a power line or addition, and the habitat that an extant and viable woodland (500+ contiguous acres) provides is clearly lacking.  The oak tree in the town square, while apparently sufficient to make people think they have not utterly desecrated Nature, is essentially a picture cut from a magazine and pasted on some adolescent’s bedroom wall.  The town has cut it off from its natural and healthy world, and built up a monstrosity around it that it will wither and die within.

One would think that nobody would have to mention these things to a druidic audience, but apparently it is easier to think that because the oak is a symbol (and nothing else), and everything else is a symbol of something too, that symbol=symbol and everything is equal.

SHENANIGANS!

A symbol - duir bile - is not a tree

Not a sacred valley oak tree

There is research showing how spending three days in the forest results in over a month of increases in the cells that kill cancers.  A prior study specifically contrasts that with going to the city.  (Un)surprisingly, the city doesn’t make you healthier.

Today is Earth Day, a day where common people began to protest en masse the destruction that was being perpetrated upon themselves by pollution and corporate interests.  It wasn’t actually about the planet as a being that was being killed – by and large, it was about parents not wanting their kids to have asthma because it was cheaper for some job-creator down the road to spew poisons over the town in an effort to make money for shareholders.  Today, there is more propaganda coming out about how it’s a pagan holiday, and therefore evil and anti-American, than there is any effective protest or confrontation of the sources of our destruction.  Today, people are singing kum-ba-yah (sorry, it’s actually This Land is Your Land) and thinking it will change something.  Nice symbol, but it ain’t gonna change a goddamned thing.  No doubt it will make people feel better though.

The problem is that while everybody is busy being peaceful and feeling better (but still worse than they would feel amongst the trees), the woodlands where our druid ancestors would have gone to, where the Californian natives were going to until the last century or so, are dying, and they are taking their spirits with them.  Unless there is immediate and strong (possibly violent) action to end hominid cannibalism (remember, we’re all part of one entity), the dryads will go extinct, because those spirits of the oak, totem spirits of the druid, will be dead.

With all the books and blogs telling us what oak trees are, however, it may take some time to realize that.

The only source of failure on a journey will be the traveler’s own failure to follow the teachings of the Sacred Tree.

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Ask the wild bee what the druid knows

A pair of black-tailed stags in the Sierra foothills

A pair of black-tailed stags near the grove, probably wanting more of the keeper's apples. "I deny you the labyrinth!"

For the past four weekends, my time in the grove has largely been taken up by weeding and building beehives. As of the full moon, there are now six more hives, more or less in a circle around the nemeton, at about the edge of the rootline, each with three pounds of package bees, for a grand total of around 80,000 new residents of the grove.  They’re as pretty as standing stones, and much more useful.

Bees make me happy.

It’s not that I have a particular love of mead, though it seems that druids and other pagans make up a huge percentage of the mead-drinkers in the world.  I don’t use their stingers to relieve arthritis.  I don’t use royal jelly to build brain cells, bee bread to treat allergies, apilarnil to increase the size of my cocks or propolis to prevent cavities.  I don’t even use honey as a medicine, though it seems that every culture on earth has and does.  I suppose you could though, if you were into that sort of thing.  ;)   Beeswax candles are a hell of a lot nicer than tallow, soy or paraffin, and honey sandwiches are great, but mainly I think of them as pets.  Unlike most pets, however, they feed themselves (once established), don’t require much from me, are free to go if they feel they can make a better life elsewhere, and perform a public service that is greater than pooping on the lawn.  I believe in letting pets be what they are, and encouraging that expression whenever possible, and bees are the best at being what they are.

The metaphysical significance of bees has always been considerable, and you can find such stories worldwide throughout recorded history, but perhaps more than any other plant or animal, wisdom flows easily from contemplation on the bee‘s form and habits, which seem made for such reflection.  Their manifold connections with the sun cements my own view that the sun is the feminine body in the sky, and if you’re thinking that you can’t communicate with bees at least as well as you can communicate with a cat, you will be pleasantly surprised.  It is easy to understand what bees want, because they will give you direct and instantaneous feedback on anything you do.  Sometimes it seems that they even respond to the complex meaning of my words, which totally makes me feel like the bee-whisperer.  The queen lets you know she’s a queen, by giving off the most haughty-sounding buzz you can imagine.  Drones, often referred to as useless for anything beyond a one-time mating, actually form a communications backbone within the hive.  They talk to each other by dancing…really, isn’t that a species that you’d want to get to know?

Start out at that last link if you don’t have some bees already, and pay attention to the wild bees too.  There are more than just Apis mellifera out there, and even mason bees can give you an entree into the world of bees, if you can’t keep a full hive of honeybees for whatever reason.  They may be a better model for a solitary druid too, if not quite as useful.  As for books, I personally recommend Beekeeping for All, by Warre, a French clergyman who talks about beekeeping from a practical perspective, both for the bees (permaculture before such a thing existed), and for the people keeping them, whom he assumed would be lacking in resources, and represents the clear love for bees that beekeepers develop once exposed to these wonderful little creatures.  Beekeeping for All is available for free download.  The other book I would recommend is by Steiner.  It should be right up your alley if you’re a druid looking at keeping bees, but he is wrong about many things (probably about as often as he’s scarily and intuitively correct, so keep that in mind).  All that said, it is probably already too late for you to buy package bees this year, as they are usually reserved well in advance, and are shipping out already, but you can certainly build some hives (all the instructions are in Warre’s book, and all you really need tool-wise is a table saw and screwdriver) to be ready for next spring, and if you have hive boxes on hand, you still stand a chance of catching a swarm this year!  The total investment in equipment is really very low, and the rewards are surprisingly high.

Even if you can’t or don’t want to keep bees, please do what you can to help the rest of us (and yourself, as the beneficiary of their hard work) to eliminate pesticides from Bayer CropScience that are causing colony collapse disorder to prop up monoculture.  Bees travel up to 4 miles in every direction from the hive, and if even one person within that space decides to use these and other neonicotinoid pesticides, it can lead to the entire hive being compromised, going away and dying.  There are many petitions going around lately, and lots of groups responding to the problem, but as usual, “business is business!  And business must grow/regardless of crummies in tummies, you know.”  Thanks.

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